Time Dilation Meeting

Minutes of the Meeting

Attendees:

• The Chrono-Prophet
• The Timekeeper
• The Time-Dilation Specialist

Objective:

To discuss the implications of time dilation on the space-time continuum.

Key Points:

• According to Einstein, time dilation is a real thing, folks.
• We should really think about the consequences of playing with the fabric of time.
• The Grandfather Paradox is still a problem, and we're all still doomed.

Time-Traveling Paradoxes

Next Meeting:

When the clock stops, we'll be back in business.

Time-Stoppage Protocol